Some people are so dumb!
February 15, 2006
I just heard this woman tell someone that since her mother had diabetes, her husband has to be careful with his sugar intake! Dumb woman, doesn’t she know that you can’t “catch” diabetes if you fuck the daughter of the woman who has it! Hell, he wouldn’t get it even if he fucked the mother-in-law!
When I grow up
February 10, 2006
BBC NEWS | World | Middle East | Pharaonic tomb find stuns Egypt
…Archaeologists have discovered an intact, ancient Egyptian tomb in the Valley of the Kings, the first… [Read]
Who hasn’t dreamt of being a great explorer finding a Pharoh’s tomb in Egypt! The thrill of opening up a space which was last entered 1000s of years ago!
This shows that there is magic in the world after all. Even in this modern day and age when you’ld think that everything findable has been found and everything mappable has been mapped.
Reno 911: The Kenny Rogers episode
February 9, 2006
I saw the rerun last night and though this was a good episode, I think they could have made it even better if instead of Kenny Rogers surviving that attack, he was killed and the officers then said:
“OMG, they killed Kenny!”
How fucking funny would that be?!
$ 3.59 for a large iced coffee!
February 8, 2006
Dunkin Donuts has this iced coffee with an extra shot of cappuccino for 3.59!!! WTF !!!
Who do they think they are, Starbucks?
And I felt like an ass as I walked out of there for paying so much – I should have blown my top when she rung me up and walked out of there without buying it. For crying out loud, its just coffee and ice!
A Young Bush Appointee Resigns His Post at NASA – New York Times
…A Young Bush Appointee Resigns His Post at NASA… [Read]
Sure, that’s good news, but that’s not all of it, there is something even bigger happening here. The fact that a young blogger named Nick Anthis was able to blow the whistle on this guy and thereby disrupt up this nepotism is amazing!
If anyone has doubts about the power of the blogosphere, here is proof of what it can do. You might think that any single blog or post might be drowned in a sea of blogs, but not necessarily so. You never know when your post might spark the next big thing or something else like this incident.
Moral question
February 7, 2006
If your boss tells you he is going to, let’s say “permanently borrow” some equipment from a customer, and not necessarily letting them know about the permanent borrowing, have you just been informed of an intent to commit a crime? And a petty crime at that!
1GB Nano for $150 – Gizmodo
February 7, 2006
How fucking pissed would you be if you just bought the 1GB Shuffle and its just outside your returns window?
Distant world tops Pluto for size – Now they find out?
February 2, 2006
An icy, rocky world reported last year to be orbiting the Sun in the distant reaches of the Solar System really is bigger than Pluto, scientists say.
BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Distant world tops Pluto for size.
This just goes to show that scientists know crap about shit! You’ld think that will all the supposed knowledge they have and all that – based, on the orbits of the other planets, they would not only have predicted this planet but its size and everything.
Security Alert today is Mauve!
February 1, 2006
Bogus NFL memorabilia is not welcome in Detroit – 01/31/06 – The Detroit News
…Department of Homeland Security and U.S. Customs and Immigration officers will focus on bogus NFL memorabilia this week…. [Read]
Yeah, take that you damned terrorists!
It Finally Happened!
February 1, 2006
Amazon.com: Jana Skinny Water, 24 – 16.9 Ounce (1/2 Liter) Bottles: Health & Personal Care
…Jana Skinny Water is a no-calorie water… [Read]
This was a fucking joke I would make over the last couple of years! I’ld tell people that what with all the fat-free low-cal fads around, we could make money just selling water and labeling it fat free!
These con-monkeys are saying that this is 100% water and then add a list of trace elements and lemon flavoring. So, its what 100.3% now? Eh, I’ll like to see their elementary math textbook!
And some dumb fat pig left a review that she actually lost weight drinking this! Duh! You stupid idiot, you lost weight because you didn’t eat the other crap since you were bloated with water!
Fuck, I have to start getting my “fat-free air” product on Amazon!
